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basketballs smell gross
go to hell??
why are you defending the smell of a ball
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(Source: andrewgallo.com)
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sweet dreams are made of cheese
who am I to diss a brie
I cheddar the world and the feta cheese
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(Source: lerman-addiction)
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the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
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The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
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when i was in 5th grade i had a really cute neighbor who was in 6th grade and i liked him a lot. we hung out and my little sister always tagged a long. then one day he held her hand and kissed her on the cheek and i smacked him with my skate board and shouted, “sHE IS ONLY 9 DON’T KISS HER YOU’RE SUPPOSE TO KISS ME!” and then he told my mom that i hit him and i got grounded for a week.
